I love when people comment on things just to let everyone know they don't care.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

There's just a massive splatter of semen on Darren Rovell's ceiling right now.

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

It's very enjoyable. Also neutralizes quite a bit of the boringness of work-out.

"then you would probably go to the heavier stuff "

Sorry, but that's total bullshit. The Rams and Raiders didn't leave because of subpar fan support. On the contrary, they were beloved in Los Angeles. The problem was that LA has never had a truly professional football venue, and THAT chased them out. The Rose Bowl and the Coliseum have always been and will always…

You should hear what the NFL owners say about you!

Except the difference between the DC subway and the Google busses is that the former is for everyone and the latter is only for Google employees. I agree with most of what you've said here, but you have to keep in mind that a shuttle bus for corporate employees is not the same thing as a public bus system.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

"But there's a lesson in here, probably. Always give 110 percent."

"Fifty-three yards into the wind? F that"

Freed from New England's top corner, Demaryius Thomas racked up 105 of his 134 yards after Talib left the game.

TEAM EXEC: It'll be a cold day in hell before I approve something like this.

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

Here's a glimpse of the future: everybody is smoking weed and nobody cares about your self-appointed status as mother hen. Keep drinking if you don't like weed, it's a free country.

But you know what? Larry Bird was HUSTLING when he untied those shoelaces. He untied shoelaces the same way J.R. Smith did, even though he WASN'T AS ATHLETICALLY GIFTED.

805. 405.

"That's a Ziggy!"