"If they could suddenly give that money directly to recruits you may as well just form a 16 team top division because everyone else would be out of the running"

Welp, he's getting beaned next time he's in Atlanta.

When it comes to Adjusted Touches of the "Frontcourt," this guy is from another planet.

no I didn't smoke because it enhanced anything, I smoked cause I was bored

using the word brazen, id expect some more originality with you question.

"God damn Uncle Sam's gonna take a big, wet bite out of his ass!"

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

Brian McCann finished the series 0-13 with six strikeouts. So perfect.

I see blitzed as more of being really high. Maybe it's just because of my roommate in college.

[RIIIIIIINNNGGGGGG]

These Aaron Hernandez jail letters are getting weird.

1) I'm not chastising, just explaining that you are the one infringing on MY rights.

I don't like liking something Leno did.

Well I know at least one person excited.

I would argue KKK

"Total Hits Created."

Wow...and no.

They also are selling one of Vince Young, but that's only because it was repossessed after they loaned him $42.34 to rent out a miniature mule for his birthday party.

Yeah, but the only time you go to that valley is when you are driving to get somewhere else.

Perhaps?