Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

There's just a massive splatter of semen on Darren Rovell's ceiling right now.

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

Sorry, but that's total bullshit. The Rams and Raiders didn't leave because of subpar fan support. On the contrary, they were beloved in Los Angeles. The problem was that LA has never had a truly professional football venue, and THAT chased them out. The Rose Bowl and the Coliseum have always been and will always…

You should hear what the NFL owners say about you!

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

"But there's a lesson in here, probably. Always give 110 percent."

"Fifty-three yards into the wind? F that"

Freed from New England's top corner, Demaryius Thomas racked up 105 of his 134 yards after Talib left the game.

TEAM EXEC: It'll be a cold day in hell before I approve something like this.

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

But you know what? Larry Bird was HUSTLING when he untied those shoelaces. He untied shoelaces the same way J.R. Smith did, even though he WASN'T AS ATHLETICALLY GIFTED.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Baseball player? Mr. Coffee spokesman? Huh?

Ironic, since Holyfield is only on Big Brother because he couldn't "pray the bankruptcy away."

Technically her two nieces were also crying.

You must already be in week 2.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

"That's a Ziggy!"