"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

"But there's a lesson in here, probably. Always give 110 percent."

"Fifty-three yards into the wind? F that"

Freed from New England's top corner, Demaryius Thomas racked up 105 of his 134 yards after Talib left the game.

TEAM EXEC: It'll be a cold day in hell before I approve something like this.

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

But you know what? Larry Bird was HUSTLING when he untied those shoelaces. He untied shoelaces the same way J.R. Smith did, even though he WASN'T AS ATHLETICALLY GIFTED.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Baseball player? Mr. Coffee spokesman? Huh?

Ironic, since Holyfield is only on Big Brother because he couldn't "pray the bankruptcy away."

Technically her two nieces were also crying.

You must already be in week 2.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Threatening to never be their source again would work with a lot of journalists. Works even better as leverage if you can plausibly go from being a college football source to an NFL source.

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson

I say "CATch."

"That's a Ziggy!"