I will call him Irrelevant.

It’s all right OMG!PONIES! It’s just bolognese!

Eat the bolognese! Do not make life a joyless slog surrounded by fake wood and fake bricks!

This whole “This is not who I am” thing put forward by so many of these creeps is making me blind with rage. By definition, if you engaged in this behavior, it IS WHO YOU FUCKING ARE!

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

So much empty skin around such a small face

The answer is no. lol

What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

Back in the day I was pretty insistent on being referred to as the Beergod and/or Dancefevergod. These days it’s more Napgod, but please don’t run up and call me that because I’ll probably be sleeping.

I’ll never not be grossed out by that pizza being shoveled into that gaping maw and that too-tiny-for-my-head face of his.

Hah, what I was thinking - the measures one has to take to be a complete garbage of human being sound just exhausting. Then maybe don’t? Chill, enjoy life and tons of spare time that you don’t waste on ruining other people... Meaning HE REALLY, REALLREALLY WANTED TO BE AN ABUSER.

“My crime was my rock bottom” “I am an addict”

How does any woman do this to another woman without feeling complete disgust at herself? Am I so utterly naïve?

This sums up why I love Martha:

Whenever I get discouraged about my lack of follow through, say when I don’t go through all the screws that might fit the outside light fixtures (which I should have done tonight) so it’s not bare bulbs out there, I revisit Swimming to Antarctica by Lynne Cox. She swam the English Channel as a teen and then as middle…

Nothing worked, Alec.
Bill Cosby raped women his entire adult life. He had busloads of accusers. He was taken to court by the woman whose “case it was to prosecute” and the motherfucker still walked out.
Danny Masterson still has a job. He has accusers with the same story.
Clarence Thomas has a job for life and Anita…

Good.

I knew a lady who used to get ladybug infestations every spring - one time I counted more than 3o on a single 3x5 pane of her window. ANY insect in sufficient quantity is gross and creepy - the only difference is in the numbers.

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.