Side note: I’ve been unable to access my account for a month, until I signed in under my burner. Huh?

My sister has bully breeds, and the discrimination they face breaks my heart. Bruno - a 90lb galoot who thinks he’s a lap dog — is the sweetest little dumbass you’ll ever meet. But his bark is really scary, so her kids’ bus driver reported him to authorities because he was “terrifying the children” as he barked from…

YES. My autistic five year old adores animals of all kinds, and I’ve been drilling him on asking permission to pet a dog before he does so. Sometimes he’s asking as the dog is licking his face, but we’re getting there.

I’m a fraternal twin. We like to joke that we’re like two halves of a whole person: complete opposites, but if you smushed us together we’d be normal. Like: She burps like a champ, but my talents lay in flatulence. She was super athletic, and while I tried, my strengths were much more academic in nature. That kind of…

Of course his wife doesn’t present a conflict of interest. They both have the same awful agenda. No conflict there!

That advice may have been unsolicited, but it sure seems helpful!! :)

You know who I feel bad for? (Other than the women who’ve been assaulted and abused, of course.) I feel bad for all the other people who didn’t molest people, who are now facing loss of income because this asshole (and others like Kevin Spacey) couldn’t keep it in their pants and now projects that hundreds worked on…

Dangit. Why can’t I make the picture work?

Mine did a mash-up, too! Red Ranger/Dinosaur Wrangler. It makes sense to him, so I’m happy

No. No no no no. A-Rod is an embarrassment to the sport of baseball, and as such is disqualified from any attractiveness competitions.

There’s another way he could be out of office that you forgot to mention... Not that I’m hoping some nutbag will do it....ok. Just a little.

hahahahahah that was my major take-away too! Dang, lady.

This is EXACTLY the update I needed this morning. Ahhhh.

It’s not just you. My two little dudes have picked up some very colorful language from Mommy listening to the car radio.

YAAASSSSSS

I think he’s pretty damn cute, but his anti-Trump twitter feed is what put me over the edge into loveville. He’s wonderful.

Probably not. Unless they change something pretty drastically. Sorry :(

I’m as Outlander-obsessed as the rest of them, and I have to say: I thought a lot of the buildup to the sex was too drawn out. There. I said it.

PPPPPAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTSSSSUUUUIIIITTTTT!

I just moved to the Florida panhandle, and the “southern clusterfuck” is exactly right. The first question out of my new neighbors’ mouths are “Oh! Have you found a church to go to yet?”