Oh I totally get the issue. Or like, when freaking King of Queens guy is such a schlub and yet ends up with gorgeous, intelligent, capable women. Drives me nuts. I just don’t see age as the problem, just a general attractiveness disparity.

Probably. I just kinda have a thing for gruff curmudgeons.

YES!!! I had it bad for him, too! (Still do. What is it? The bandanna? The rakish set of his hat? His begrudging care taking of the annoying kids?)

I’ve been thinking about this a lot. My husband is a Search and Rescue pilot with the Air Force. Many of my friends and friends’ spouses serve in the military in some respect. And we’ve talked at length about how all of them share this weird compulsion to put themselves in risky situations because it’s “the right…

I’m not disagreeing with you, but I have to admit: I’ve been in love with Harrison Ford since I was about 11 years old. The grumpier he gets, the more I’m attracted to him. So there’s gotta be *some* people that act on the whole May/December thing voluntarily?

I’ve been doing this all morning. Soon we’ll have to grade stories by how many negative stars they have.

I’m replying in the hopes that maybe this’ll get pushed up higher. Best story yet, this year!!

Yup. Yup yup yup. This is the exact reason why I didn’t pursue medical school, even though it was my dream at the time. I went into the hospital where my mom works as an RN and interviewed several women who were doctors. All were trying to start their families in their fucking 40s. I knew I wanted kids before I was…

I thought it was gonna be this crazy person. Nope, wrong plastic Trump

Yes! And that’s exactly how I described it to everyone else!

:(

I think it’s much more the former than the latter. Like, I got an opportunity to hold a Macaw on my shoulder. They were super anal about how I held my arm, NOT to try and touch or pet him, and told me the reason this particular macaw had been volunteered was because it happened to love being held (and was always…

We’re actually headed there this weekend!

This is weirdly pertinent to me right now. We just moved to Florida and one of the main attractions here is something called Gulf World. It’s ostensibly a rescue center/wildlife education center run a lot like a giant aquarium, but the primary way they make money is to offer animal encounters. I’m so torn. On the one…

I talk to mine like a crazy person. “OOH! Lookit you, you brave little orchid! You have a Keikei! Wow! When it grows big and strong I’m gonna give it it’s own home, and then you two can be neighbors!”

So then it just begs the question: why bother making really uncomfortable shoes??

I will only be watching for Anastasia Beaverhausen. It is known.

To this day, if I start to see one of the original drawings I still clamp my eyes shut in response. Those pictures were TERRIFYING.

I have gotten so much use out of this gif since Trump got elected. It’s unreal.

I wish it would all go away, too... but I think what we mean by “it” is different. Could Trump go away, at least? That’d be great. thanks.