friends who do not reciprocate the same level of love and support are not really your friends. i know from experience. it sucks now, but in time you might come to learn that you don’t need this friend and that the ending of the friendship was needed.

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

right? she’s just trying to stay warm! she’s not worried about being a street style icon (though she does look very cute).

Well now I’m in love with that old man.

Well I hope you learned it was actually an INSULT because that coin has a WOMAN on it!!1!

I was at the grocery store a couple weeks ago with my 1yo and a man came up to me and asked “Does that boy have a piggy bank?” I was like umm.... and then he handed me a Sacajawea and said “Please put this in his piggy bank from me.”

I had a dog-related incident with a nut job today, although different from yours. My building and the entire area I live in is full of dogs and generally very dog friendly. I was walking my dog this morning in the same place I have walked her every day for nine years and as I’m bending over with poop bag in hand a guy…

Holiday air travel is in part so frustrating because of how many infrequent flyers take to the air. When people don’t know basics like when to have tickets ready, how to get through security and how to load a carry on it slows already painfully slow processes to a crawl.

strongly disagree. following rules is good, but airlines are becoming increasingly de-humanizing - putting dozens of people in increasingly cramped quarters with fewer and fewer luxuries like a place for your arms or legs to go is going to incite agitation and distress. you can’t impose intense psychological pressures…

I don’t even have shampoo in my shower. The only time it touches my hair is when I get a haircut because I can’t say no to that head massage.

Eh, maybe some people do. I don’t. I toss a little conditioner in there to get some shine, but haven’t shampooed in 5 years and my hair looks normal. It’s not oily, no stink, dandruff or split ends. Hot shower water usually takes care of the rest. But good luck with your horse shampoo plan.  

Oh god, that brings back a terrifying moment when I was working at a pet-friendly local shop and this lovely couple came in with their extremely muscular, heavy jawed pitbull. As they were paying for their purchase, another customer had lost track of her five year old while shopping and the little girl marched…

Shotguns are only good at closer range, and aren’t ideal for turning back an entire team of intruders. Landmines, on the other hand, are one of the most effective ‘Area of Denial” counter-measures. And thanks to the garbage policies of declining Western empires in the mid-late 20th century, they are prolific and…

This here is EXACTLY the type of thing that makes me want to buy a shotgun and dare that guvmint sonofabitch to set one foot on my land.

So the plan is that everyone that works for FEMA quits because no one can afford this. FEMA is eliminated because no one can afford to work for FEMA. And then at the next 10 hurricanes we get, everybody dies. Good job, Republicans at Making America the Worst Fucking Place to Live and Work.. MATWFPTLAW is probably too…

I’m always surprised at this too... Especially considering both of my dogs are pittie mixes. Mine both loooooove people but they’re also on the large side (60-ish lbs) and high energy. I actively run interference with people because I’m afraid if they even just accidentally knocked someone down I’d get in trouble…

YOU. ALWAYS. ASK. BEFORE. TOUCHING. A. DOG. (or running up to it). THEY DON’T KNOW YOU!

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.