I’d have to agree.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Holy shit, this is not a complex topic, and yet 90% of the commenters are totally thrown. Diana is NOT advocating for the right to libel people at will. She is arguing that the words “alleged” and “accused” are bad ways to carefully source allegations.

Wow, so basically either 90% of the initial commenters didn’t read the article at all and just came down here to be like “But innocent until proven guilty, yo!” or entirely missed “It is not a call to believe things just because we say them. It is asking to give us the same benefit of the doubt—or lack thereof—granted…

I’ve been fighting hard not to be completely consumed by the news over the past year. It’s bordering on obsession—particularly the Russia investigation. And it does not help that there are literally new pieces of information coming in multiple times per day. Just when I’ve managed to pry myself away for a few…

No joke, I went to the doctor for my annual checkup the day after the election, and my blood pressure was ~165, or in the “Dangerous hypertension” zone (180 = go to the hospital now).

I’m having more panic attacks, more insomnia, more days where I, as I like to euphemistically call it, “drop my basket”. My depression is worse, my hypomania is more anxiety-riddled, and I’ve been drinking and smoking more.

I still can’t get over the fact that she looks like she saw a ghost. I half expected her to leap straight up, run in place in the air for a few seconds, then dash off with a cloud of dust in her wake.

Generic Life advice:

Is ‘We keep things fun and spicy’ the celebrity marriage advice equivalent of ‘I just drink a lot of water’ for health?

Is in me or do Toback and Weinstein both look like they were assembled from a bargain-outlet Mr Potato Head kit?

Also I respect how Kristen is SUPER “yeah if your kids aren’t vaccinated stay the fuck away from us kthnxbai” she does not mince words on it.

I had some in-laws once who had a dalmatian, who was (as most are these days) deaf. I used to amuse myself all to shit by smooshing on him and cooing “Who’d make a pretty coat? Yessss YOU’D make a pretty coat!”

You have an odd child. In the best possible way.

Yeah until Kristin Bell does something racist or sexist I’m going to keep on loving her. She and Dax made my favorite laundry detergent commercial, FFS. What has Jezebel done for me?

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.