I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

It seems silly but these and other robot pets are used a LOT with dementia patients and others who need to be soothed but are in facilities that can’t have therapy pets on duty all the time. I read a story over on Gizmodo, I think, about a woman who woke up in a panic at 2 am looking for her parents (both long dead),…

It has to be. It’s deficient. It’s missing something. Whatever exists in the brain that facilitates empathy, they don’t have it.

I don’t understand the conservative mind. I think it must be fundamentally different than mine on a structural level.

I think that’s the most engaged I’ve seen Ford in an interview ever. I don’t know how I feel about it, I kind of love how he’s a total grumpuss to everyone. Stop making Harrison happy Alison!

Seriously. Talk about an infectious laugh. She’s awesome. Nice to see Ford laughing. during an interview.

Our latest dialogue about this:

This is literally my relationship.

Doing this tomorrow!!! I have always loved Brussel sprouts, even as a child. At Thanksgiving, my cousins just passed the whole platter down to me and my mom would say, “put them on your plate first. Don’t just eat them off the dish”. (I was a gassy kid, btw)

It is archaic, but it still has this hint of glamour, which I guess is why it hasn’t gone away. A mistress is forbidden fruit, sultry and seductive; a lover is illicit and exciting, but also kind of sleazy. Like naked and nude.

“I was going to golf again today. But now....now...” /breaks down sobbing/

The “fuck it I have a spare moment for a mini UK Update” update:

Second, people are dumb and panicky. Tell them someone is taking away their constitutional rights and they’ll fight you tooth and nail.

Speaking of beasts with enormous tongues, have you ever been licked by a giraffe? It’s delightful and also horrifying.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.