No. That’s not bad.
Animal rescues are EXPENSIVE. Very expensive. They usually don’t see nearly enough donations to keep them running. Often times, to make ends meet and actually SAVE animals, they have to kind of pimp them out.
I worked for a big cat rescue and roughly half the bills were paid out of the owner’s…

Christ on a popsicle stick. It’s satirical how bad this has gotten.

Tis education forms the common mind, Just as the twig is bent the tree’s inclined

I’m not sure if I’m able to change my Google phone assistant voice thingy but if I could, I wouldn’t. I’m sick of hearing men talk. I also pretend that Google is extra helpful to me (by always doing what I ask and not something irrelevant like that Siri bitch) because I frequently thank her and tell her she’s helpful.…

Fun fact I heard on a podcast :

I’ve changed the voice for Siri so it is an Australian man, and it brings me such joy.

Darn-tootin’ you were!

[sonorous fart noise]

he is worse then you think he is

Former veterinary nurse here (interned at a rescue-zoo, now work as a Biologist). Have you been to Flamingo Gardens? Not bad. You’re right to be skeptical of rescue-entertainment centers. When I visit, the first thing I do is read, read read all I can about the place. Call and ask open-ended questions. You’ll quickly…

Unsurprising. GOP motto: good for me, not for thee.

I’d suggest checking out the Humane Society’s The Case Against Marine Mammals in Captivity report from 2009. One of the things it talks about is the vested interest facilities that display marine mammals have in insisting that the animals they display are unfit for release.

What exactly is there to find creepy? The fluffy fur? The perpetually chill expression? The fact that their favourite food is flowers? That their natural call is the exact sound a person makes when trying to open a jar of pickles?

Adorable baby sloth is adorable.

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Pigeons just want to have fun.

Never forget when Carrie slutshamed Samantha for blowing the Worldwide Express Guy.

Sarah Jessica Parker seems like a genuinely lovely person but she really picked the wrong hill to die on. Kim couldn’t be more in the right.

It is extremely difficult to screw in a screw without a screwdriver. Hard to tighten a nut without a wrench. Hard to shoot someone without a gun. Most people understand that tools are purpose-built.