Living room setting one is for trash talking the people sitting in living room setting two.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”

September 30th. It’s not safe until then. They could still try to repeal it after that but they’d need 60 votes which means democrats. So this is the last last last effort to do it completely partisan.

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

Damn. I’m pregnant and I’m due in February, now my unknown civilian kid has to compete with 2 kardashians and a royal baby.

They’re saying this thing is due in February, which means Kylie got pregnant in May. They started dating in April. She got pregnant ONE MONTH into dating him??!?!??!?!

Yeah, that part about them only counting miscarriages after 20 weeks made my blood run a little cold. If your pregnancy is wanted, all miscarriages are upsetting, but the ones after 20 weeks are often the REALLY devastating ones.

Scene: Nebraska

A lot of people have very strong opinions about Fondant.

My husband swears Cameron Diaz is the world’s biggest ass. He met her when he was serving in the British Army years ago, on a deployment to South America, and for some reason, she wound up stranded near their base (can’t remember the details off the top of my head) and requested to borrow a helicopter to get back to…

True story about Melissa Joan Hart: My mom used to work for Make-A-Wish foundation. She escorted children on celebrity meet and greets. Melissa Joan Hart met the kid for a half an hour and then hopped up and told the family she had to leave because she had a tennis lesson and left. This kid’s one dying wish...…

Sounds like you just got a golden opportunity to go throw tomatoes at them!

As it turns out, several analysts have pointed out that Kimmel actually got the health care bill pretty right, even better than the people who wrote the bill. So, here we are. The former host of the Man Show knows health care policy better than the people who are responsible for writing health care policy. Is Adam…

Awwww! My cat tries to live up to the stero of a black cat by acting like a dick but I love her. She just discovered ice cream this week after refusing to eat anything but one brand of cat food for her entire life. We wouldn’t normally allow this, but we shocked she was eating it. My dogs are dying that she’s aloud to…

Old Nutmeg’s tale of long living warms my cold bitter heart. Yesterday, a vet tech I’m friendly with was stopped behind a Prius and a stoplight near our downtown. When the light changed to green, she saw something get tossed out the passenger window as they hit the gas. Not a fast food bag, not a towel, nope, it was a…

Cats run on pure contrary spite. My favorite girl only made it to 14 years old, and her stupid asshole sister who I hate is going to live forever.

Yeah but, that cat is from England. They have like, metric years or whatever.

My Mom had her 21 year old cat put to sleep earlier this year. The thing was constantly having seizures and couldn’t use her back legs very well. She was also peeing and pooping all over the house because she had basically lost control of those functions. Not to mention she was also mostly deaf and blind.