as a person from the south, i grew up on chick-fil-a - it was a staple. but once they started funneling money into prop 8, i noped right the f out - i hadn’t had it since.

Ah, the 90s.

Shit like this shows that upper class whites can be racist as hell too. I know we on the left want to pretend it’s all the confederate flag waving, uneducated yokels that are racists, but it’s middle class and rich folks too. It’s classist to assume racism is a poor man’s game.

Whenever couples (in any walk of life) who have been together that long break up, it freaks me out. I’ve been married for almost a year now (and together with him for 3 years) and even though I love him dearly and have no desire to be without him, I always panic at couples like that because it reminds me that there is…

She used the term “study tech.” Cult jargon.

Don’t do it my Friend: Wine isn’t the answer. You are going to wake up from this and still remember the horrible shit that went down at the U.N yesterday.....

I keep wanting to watch videos of Barack Obama to remember what it was like when we had a coherent, mature, well-spoken adult in the White House. But the problem is, it just makes me so incredibly sad that I can’t do it. How is it that just a year ago, we were at least on the road to fixing some horrible shit in this…

I think trump with his isolationist tendencies will lead us to a war and/or economic disaster.  

No, don’t be embarrassed. I am exactly the same way. I’m also really easily startled. I jump or scream almost every day when my spouse opens the door when he gets home from work. I don’t see horror movies in theaters because it’s embarrassing. I HATE pranks. I think embarrassing people or making them feel…

We are all General Kelly.

1) promised to “totally destroy” North Korea if Kim Jong Un, whom he referred to as “Rocket Man,” threatened the US or her allies,

The Thick of It. It’s what Veep was churned out from.

On the other hand, absolutely EVERYTHING can be said in a Scottish accent. The Scots have won the long game of British accents.

I hate that she does all these practical jokes and acts like she’s Such A Nice Person (TM). Practical jokes are mean, they’re done TO someone, not with them. I’m always so uncomfortable for the person she’s trying to get the world to laugh at. Most of her “jokes” -- like telling celebrities what to say in order to…

Sean “I can’t compose a coherent sentence” Spicer gets an invitation to teach at Harvard, and Chelsea Manning has her invitation rescinded. I teach at a major research University, and I can tell you which person I would be interested in having as a colleague.

I aspire to be like her the way Goopites aspire to be like Gwen.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)