Big Little Lies does not need a direct sequel. Instead of making one, why not adapt another Moriarty novel with (most of) the same cast in new roles?

I covertly sneaked over to the playground at a nearby park to test my monkey bar skills. It was worse than I thought.

Also, in case anyone’s in the mood for some smart cephalopods, here are my favorite octopus intelligence videos :

Idon’t want you to eat them, they’re intelligent creatures. I just want them to go back into the ocean, deep into the ocean, and never come out again and for humanity for forget they exist. Also, how can you have a disgusting, tentacled creature with eyes and suction cups on your plate and actually eat it? WHAT’S…

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

Yup, he’s all about that shipping optimization stuff. That’s what makes him hot.

Hey now — you’re building a human! A friend once told me when she was pregnant that it was the most productive she’d ever been while doing absolutely nothing. “I’m pretty sure I made an eyeball today... and I didn’t even leave the couch!”

“Loser terrorists must be dealt with in a much tougher manner.The internet is their main recruitment tool which we must cut off & use better!”

I can’t watch Trevor Noah, and I can’t believe Comedy Central extended his contract.

Yeah, my family recently went through this because my grandmother needed fulltime care and my mom really wanted to take her but she also couldn’t afford to not work. Families get placed in very difficult situations like this all the time because our system sucks.

I am looooving the reaction from right wingers with the DACA issue. The rendering of garments and gnashing of teeth is giving me life.

I mean, sometimes you can do that, but sometimes your elderly loved ones have conditions that you are not equipped to care for at home. You just have to do your research and visit often.

C) Trump stopped paying attention 3 minutes into the meeting and just started nodding and saying ‘yup!’ and is only now finding out what he agreed to.

I went to this cave in New Zealand that had to place motion sensors that sounded a rather loud alarm when anyone tried to touch the formations. In a two hour tour the alarm went off 4 or 5 times.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself:

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”