you know his inner monologue is like...hmm, yes, i see. fascinating. what a great photo op this will be. how can they say i hate black people? i am sitting listening to one right now! no one loves black people more than me. is it lunch yet? maybe Ivanka will suprise me with a hoagie again. is he done? what was his…

Stick to the Mega churches though.

Alright, ya’ll. Don’t stack rocks on beaches. Don’t stack them near historic/cultural sites. If you absolutely are filled to bursting with the unquenchable desire to stack some damn rocks, fly to South Korea and amble on over to a Buddhist temple, where you can usually find existing stacks and contribute to your…

I mean is there any way that this White House could possibly manage not make anything 10x worse than it actually is?

Oh my God, I know the Daniel Ratcliffe being quoted here. I’m sorry I’m excited about this but I am.

The only person who should be called Uncle Ben is Peter Parkers Uncle.

He called somone on his Apprentice show “Uncle Tom” and had to be repeatedly told that was not a “friendly nickname.”

The picture also shows that the snark about his toilet squat sitting position got under his skin.

One withering look from Sister Therese - my high school disciplinarian - and those trees would have cleaned up their own damn selves.

This is true of almost every Catholic. Alcohol is the one vice we get, and boy, are we going to take advantage of it.

This shit drives me nuts. I hate when I go into a national park and start enjoying the world around me and then see 5 little stone towers. It’s not pretty and it detracts from the natural beauty around you. Stop stacking stones. Congratulations, you’re capable of placing rocks on top of one another. Stop.

My mother-in-law drives me nuts by always picking up rocks and flowers when we are hiking. My mother always taught me to leave shit alone when you’re in nature.

For Fuck the Fucked’s Fucking Fuck sake fufuckingcking hell

He was investigating the removal and rearrangement of neolithic stones as the possible work of dark wizards for an ancient dark ritual. But it turned out it was just muggles being dumbasses.

Only if it drinks too much.

Daniel Ratcliffe, inspector of ancient monuments at Historic England South West, said: “Two circuits of stone-built ramparts survive at Stowe’s Pound within which there are remains of house platforms and cairns, and it is from these ancient archaeological features that many of the stones are being taken to…

Good god I cannot stand these assholes that consider their garbage drawings or sculpture “art”