It’s like it’s been passed through an Emperor Palpatine filter.

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

I would do my own laundry because I don’t want anyone else to see my dirty underwear, but I would turn over the rest of the cleaning to someone else.

Or running the washer right before you go out to run errands, and knowing it’s ok if the cycle ends a little before you get home. It’s so freeing.

And here I thought I’d finally made it because I now rent an apartment with its own washer and dryer (that I share with two roommates). It’s all relative, I guess.

More info please!

Are you really really sure your friend is not Eddie Izzard?

i’m sure i’ve told this story before, but james has an ongoing, sometimes physical, feud going on with a friend of mine. my friend, who looks like eddie izzard, but who is not eddie izzard, which james refuses to believe.

Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus

The crazy thing is, this isn’t even really a case of sexual assault, it’s sexual harassment of students and employees in a professional academic setting. A lot of it isn’t really in question too, there are emails, message transcripts, of how this one professor interacted with his students and female colleagues, which…

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

“It’s been one of my lifelong jobs - to make the world laugh at Adolf Hitler,” says Brooks.

The thing is, I would really, really not care about people with too much money wasting their money on fantasy treatments. But it seems these hings slowly make their way into the mainstream, and I have to have discussions with people about anti-anxiety stockers and why, NO, I don’t think they’ll fix my anxiety, and NO,…

Its important to remember that many of the new nazis are desperate to be treated seriously. We should laugh at them and satirize them in order to minimize what they can do.

Mel Brooks was in World War II - worked on radios if I remember right - and would counter Nazi propaganda by blasting Al Jolson at them.

He’s the mean judge who gets teased by the other, nicer judges on a delightful British reality show about nice people baking cakes and helping one another.

You know who gets to make bad Nazi jokes?

Until evacuation orders actually include physically moving people, saying “if you stay, you’re on your own” is not fair. Gas stations had no gas, flights out were canceled. This isn’t Harry Potter—people need to be able to leave to get out.

For the people without the means or option to leave, my heart breaks.