Party like it’s 1989

I wanted to send you a clever retort along the lines of “that’s Professor تلحس طيزي to you.” Casting about for a potential gif, I did a search.

An Oval Jerk?

Keep yelling. A single light in the darkness is still a beacon.

American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Also Sandman by Neil Gaiman. LotR, although those books are hella long. Have you watched The Expanse on Syfy? That’s how I heard about the books in the first place.

Bullseye Jerk?

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

Circle Jerk

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

I actually rather like Tom best when he’s performing Shakespeare. I know everyone fell in lust with him over Loki, etc., which is also fine (and how I found out who he was in the first place), but I went to a taped performance of Coriolanus, which he starred in around 2014, and I was blown away by how he made the…

Same here! And no one believed me which really pissed me off, GRANDMA.

Allow me to share my favorite ladybug horror story with you: because they’re so great at controlling less desirable bugs, you can buy ladybugs in mass quantities. One year when I was younger, a town up the coast from us bought and released a bajillion ladybugs. Unfortunately, you can’t control where they’ll end up,…

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

I laughed. <runs away>

She’s going through early menopause. I doubt that she’s feeling horny.

Of course she’s a model prisoner. Doing everything someone tells her to do is...kinda her wheelhouse.

NO IT IS TOO GODDAMNED SOON I NEED TO BE WEARING A FLANNEL AND BOOTS TO TRULY ENJOY PUMPKIN BEER

jinni has to admit something here.

I just got back from Walmart and fall/Thanksgiving decorations are in full display. Meanwhile it’s 80 degrees outside. My 7-year old looked around and said “this is dumb”.