At about the 0:13 mark, an employee walks slowly and wearily around the counter to rescue the guy from his own fuck-up. It’s like the savior was saying to the others on the crew, “Somebody oughta hurry and go save that guy.” (pause) “Yup, someone should rush over there to make sure he doesn’t get hurt.” (longer pause)…

I think people don’t really realize that you can’t really control your fight or flight response, so if you mess with someone with a strong “fight” response, well...I had a dude assault me and it was like a flurry of fists I didn’t even know I was capable of.

Women don’t play, these days.  We don’t like being beaten.  By anyone, and now, we’re not afraid to say it, and act it. Ms. James is my latest hero.

Yes. She has a motor, and a killer instinct, but technique needs a lot of work.

He just stood there and took it because honestly, what else could he do.

Her skills at impromptu dentistry should be rewarded by her employer. That’s something to put on your resume. 

You don’t put hands on a woman.

I kept think if she threw an uppercut he wouldn’t have seen it coming.  Instant lights out!

Where are these classes held?  I have some leftover money on my GI Bill that can be put to good use.

I would sign up for lessons.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

I mean, it’s glorious she stood up for herself, and all the shots connected, etc, but she needs to keep her elbows in and shoot those shots straight to generate more power. She hit him clean enough times that he should’ve been out cold.

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought this looked like an epic hockey fight. It was all the shirt grabbing. She shoulda pulled his up over his head to complete the embarrassing ass whoopin’ he got.

If she can skate I bet the Panthers will hire her.

That was pure awesome!  Each and every strike was thrown with bad intentions.  I only wish she’d gotten the KO!

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

I’d be happy to pay for gas for that guy’s trip to do this.

Man those onions are really strong on the pizza. You think a person would get use to onions making you cry. What’s that? The onions on the pizza are cooked? Cooked onions don’t affect your eyes? 

I love and hate these stories.  They warm and break my heart, simultaneously.  

Respect.