Nah, they need chairs to throw, like in Nevada.

9. The “Why can’t we just forget about our differences and come together?” guy, who’s usually the exact same guy as the “I don’t see color” guy and the “Why does everything have to be about race?” guy and the “I’ll have a Coke Zero, please”guy

I actually don’t have a problem with these guys. I feel like they create a lot of jobs for black dominatrices.

Oh, dis gon’ be gud based on these alone:

Shit can make the soil richer and foster more crops and better harvests. Bernie won’t ever do that much.

Yes, but you know Bernie is more useless than shit.

The “reads a list like this and doesn’t realize which one applies to him” guy.

The “You’re one of the good guy black guys so I’m glad I know you” white guy

No, so consider yourself #blessed

And said co-worker was a senior exec, ranking higher than her, and had his employment info clearly linked to the account where he was making these comments. She reported him. This looks like it’s a case of retaliation, so Juli’s about to get $$$$$

Her coworker posted something about “libtards” and did NOT get fired, so my guess is that workplace skews pretty conservative.

To be fair Rand Paul does advocate violence to overthrow a tyrannical government. Clearly Rand Paul was being tyrannical with his mowing and need to the overthrown.

CNN will be calling you a Tomato Terrorist and flashing up your worst TBT Inst pics before the day is out

It’s not funny but I can’t stop laughing.

But sometimes, black-ass shit happens to people who don’t happen to be black-ass people. Because while what makes you black is static, black-ass-shit-happening transcends race.It even transcends species.

Here, you can time it with this...

You’d actually be in the wrong if you had an opportunity to flip the bird or throw a tomato at anything related to Darth Cheeto, and you decided against it.

I’m just waiting for all the free speech bros to vehemently fight for Juli like they fight for law enforcement officers and the like posting confederate flags and things like this:

Juli Briskman: “When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong” Honorable Mention Award-Winner

And this was the whitest thing to happen all week. http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/359072-neighbors-rand-paul-neighbors-dispute-began-over-landscaping