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... here we go again for the 350th time in the last 11 months...

Unfortunately, the whitest woman on earth title is already held by Taylor Swift. Poor Maria can’t even win a battle of whiteness.

This is one of the reasons America is so attractive for immigrants, picking up the cultural narratives are very simple. Any Euro-trash can come here and immediately elevate themselves above the negroes without even having to make an effort. They move on up by just moving a few thousand miles.

Sharapova loves to talk shit but hates to be accountable for it.

She looks awesome and is thick as fuck.

But those same people will trip over themselves to defend fliers of Confederate flags (and might fly one themselves...)

Probable midnight DMs from Jason Whitlock?

Sharapova knows the only way she’s going to sell any books is by trying to make Black women mad and have Serena haters co-signing her nonsense.

She means “strong enough to whip that ass over and over again” when she says “thick.”

Sharapova WISHES she could look this awesome. “Thick” arms and legs, my ass.

Those same people will take issue if you’re an immigrant and flying two flags (homeland & US).

Crazy how as Americans we can become uncomfortable when we start to see too many American flags.

Also, I’m an artist and I have always found the American flag to be one of the uglier iconographic symbols of the world from a purely aesthetic point of view (this opinion was formed as a child, totally devoid of political bias).

Hey, sex in the woods can have its merits. LOL

this mother. fucking. horse. shit. cock. balls. damn. FUUUUCKING. symbol. the only use i have for this thing is that it helps me differentiate which neighbors not to invite to the christmas party.

As is sex in the woods, sex on some tall-ass grass, sex in Montana, sex with a Costco value pack of Daisy Brand cottage cheese, and sex with Taye Diggs.

What completely baffles my mind with these people is the ‘blue lives matters’ flag is literally a desecrated American flag. So Colin Kaerpnick is disrespecting the flag by taking a knee for his cause, but you’re not disrespecting it by drawing on it with magic markers for yours?

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

Throw a gun in there and you have a full on gang bang

A more intriguing question is why so many want to have an awkward threesome with both it and the Confederate flag...