How do you know YOU are not the evil twin?

Serious question. I have a twin brother. He is my evil twin. If he gets access to my phone he will probably tweet horrible things.

Any reason why you would stay with the iPhone 6 when the 6S is significantly faster, has 3D Touch and 2nd Gen TouchID?

At least this time the name has some justification. It’s the tenth anniversary of the iPhone, and X is the Roman numeral for ten. Thus, iPhone X.

Knowing the actual release date just makes a product sound older and less useful than it actually is.

It derives from UNI X, and NeXT, and I have no intention of saying ‘ten’.

does anyone really say oh-es-ten?

How ‘bout no? How about they screwed up and are permanently liable for any and all damages incurred as a result of their failings? Isn’t that how things are supposed to work? Your mess, you clean it up? Well, this is THEIR mess. The cost of cleaning it up is THEIR problem. No golden parachutes. Execs and shareholders…

Unfortunately, the whitest woman on earth title is already held by Taylor Swift. Poor Maria can’t even win a battle of whiteness.

But those same people will trip over themselves to defend fliers of Confederate flags (and might fly one themselves...)

Those same people will take issue if you’re an immigrant and flying two flags (homeland & US).

Crazy how as Americans we can become uncomfortable when we start to see too many American flags.

Also, I’m an artist and I have always found the American flag to be one of the uglier iconographic symbols of the world from a purely aesthetic point of view (this opinion was formed as a child, totally devoid of political bias).

Hey, sex in the woods can have its merits. LOL

this mother. fucking. horse. shit. cock. balls. damn. FUUUUCKING. symbol. the only use i have for this thing is that it helps me differentiate which neighbors not to invite to the christmas party.

As is sex in the woods, sex on some tall-ass grass, sex in Montana, sex with a Costco value pack of Daisy Brand cottage cheese, and sex with Taye Diggs.

What completely baffles my mind with these people is the ‘blue lives matters’ flag is literally a desecrated American flag. So Colin Kaerpnick is disrespecting the flag by taking a knee for his cause, but you’re not disrespecting it by drawing on it with magic markers for yours?

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

Throw a gun in there and you have a full on gang bang

A more intriguing question is why so many want to have an awkward threesome with both it and the Confederate flag...