CNN’s been maybe playing the long con, setting Don Lemon up to rope-a-dope unsuspecting politicians because “hey, it’s Don Lemon, we’ll just tell him it’s probably not aliens responsible for this tragedy and have a laugh, right?”

In my fantasy:

Why, bless his heart.

Your confusion stems from not being a racist.

Laura Bush just stood there looking like she’d had a valium and a cocktail. So, yeah, kind of a role model for me.

this one isn’t worth arguing with.

Exactly what legislative “teeth” is the First Lady granted?? Hillary pushed the passing of CHIP and people hated her for it! They wanted her to stay in her cookie-baking lane.

Can’t be shade. Even though she didn’t directly say it, her tone and choice of words is totally un-ambiguously “LOL WUT FUCK HER”

But she might be replaced by a former President! I’m focusing on that because focusing on other possible replacement is too depressing.

Both very admirable, but someone looking more like me would have been appreciated as well.

Move out now.

Laura Bush stayed in the background. Michelle doesn’t.

She followed up with, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...four score and seven years ago...that’ll do, pig, that’ll do.”

What I really want to know is when Michelle was watching that speech (you know she was)--did she catch it right away?? Like, that speech for her was her biggest most important--she likely still knows it by heart. Did she turn to BO and was all “bitch stole my line!”

Ugh I love her. I’m genuinely envious of the new generation getting to grow up with her as an example of grace under pressure and sheer intelligence.

My roommate thought Laura Bush was a perfect first lady and didn’t care for Michelle at all.

In response to Michelle’s comments, Melania Trump said, “Uh, no, not really. No, because you have to be in it, if you’re in it, and if you don’t agree you’d should have agreed before they ran. Bottom line is, if I didn’t agree with what Barack was saying, I would not support his run. So...I stand there proudly, and I…

“Yeah that was tough”

Bottom line is, if I didn’t agree with what Barack was saying, I would not support his run. So...I stand there proudly, and I hope they are too. Standing with their spouses proudly. No Sympathy!

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.