Plus, while the Eagles aren’t Maiar, they’re still higher spirits with a lot of power of their own. The Ring tempts in proportion to the bearer’s personal power, and so I don’t think they could have carried the ring even on their backs anymore than Gandalf could. They’d ditch the Hobbits, nick the ring and rule Middle…

THIS

The Funk of Sex was Yoda's first album

Kenobi! Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!

“And you can’t suck dick from 6 feet away”

Ha, you said ass

On the contrary, the sperm of someone who has been vaccinated protects you from COVID as well as ageing and cankles.

Yeah, but didn’t they decide in the end that the lid was already off and that the police had just messed up when they initially said that it wasn’t?

There IS a BBC Four that shows mostly documentaries and culture shows, but I think it's online only now

The real question here is how the LAPD managed to conduct a fingertip search of the building and miss the tanks on the roof.

My family dildo was all that they could carry with them when they fled their homes in the civil war  passed from father to son and back for generations.

I don’t think I’ve been less comfortable as a British person than watching The Force Awakens at a US cinema and having people clap, whoop and stand up to cheer at the end of a movie. I’d have been happier at a funeral where the corpse falls out of the coffin.

Good because he basically didn't do much and was there to pack up Labour's boxes on their way out. Sadly he was just too damn dull for today's politics.

Oh yeah, seems it was. I guess it depends if the creative/financial input of HBO was enough to make it eligible then.

The Golden Globes wiki says that shows must “either be made in the United States or be a co-production financially and creatively between an American and a foreign production company.” Which suggests to me it wouldn’t even be eligible.

In the US the cops wouldn’t respond because they’d be dealing with their 4th murder of the day by 11am

From a pub in Leominster no doubt!

Nationalists of various stripes like to make a lot of the idea that the Celts/Saxons/Norse whatever are inherently different people from far away, but aside from a couple of notable insertions of new blood like the Romans and Norse the people of Britain and Ireland have been more or less the same since the ice age.…

Second sons! In Highland areas under the clan system power is very centralised so there’s not much else for non-inheriting offspring to do than fight abroad, in Lowland areas under the feudal system it’s less of a problem because there’s still farming or the church, but much less of both than there was in England by…

Rome also had an English quarter because of the sheer volume of holy people who showed up there after the conquest.