I started typing a complaint about how frustrating it is to try and cover british tv with subscriptions (I have acorn and britbox I think? I feel like there are a few more I need) but uh. That’s... american tv, too. Whatever it takes to make sure my parents can watch as much Midsommar Murders and Miss Marple and…

A fairly small one, but vocal and extremely annoying.

I sent that picture to my Grandmothers for their opinion. My Granny just, well, cackled in a very-evil Scottish sort of way (think Macbeth but with better dentistry) and my Grandmother told me that I’m excluded from the family Will. So there’s that then.

I mean, it’s actually really easy to not be an actor on television or in movies.

It’s referred to as ‘The Great Enola Holmes’.

“…gleefully spend their time speculating about sexualities and judging based on stereotypes”

I really hope you get about 300 stars for this. You especially hit the nail on the head that Swift is in a profession where the slightest bit of paunch will not only affect her career, but also lead to a flood of tabloid covers crucifying her for “letting herself go.” Practically everyone in the country wishes they…

This is one of the most obnoxious, bloodthirsty, self-righteous articles I’ve read on here. This almost rivals the Ellie Kemper fiasco for ‘AV Club author desperately reaches to impugn artist’s character’ vibes.

Exactly. This is literally true of ALL film/TV adaptations! Nobody’s taking the original material away—fans will always have that. So to the self-proclaimed purists, I say: If you don’t like the adaptation, don’t watch it—we don’t really need to hear you complaining about it.

Maybe Matt owes him money?

Much better than being shit on from a great height.

I know I’d probably be the person saying “Oh my stars, it’s Steven Toast!”

Berry probably has people do that to him at the deli counter.

Went to Alinea. BORING! Then the next day Mcdonalds: PERFECT. All hail Ray Kroc!

Sounds like you’ve got some trouble getting the gears turning. That’s OK, HOD is here to spoonfeed you everything you need!

Ah, but there’s the rub. The *point* is that there is nothing. And once there’s *something*, it’s harder to say no - then it’s just a race to the bottom. Farm stands become fast food and empty fields become houses. Planning is about more than one parcel of land and this year - it’s the entire region and decades into…

I don’t suppose anyone has any opinions on the original Hocus Pocus re: it’s status as an overrated bore/underrated classic that they’d like to share?

It isn’t meant to be Shatner’s Kirk though. The new films exist in an alternate reality where things butterflied greatly thanks to time-traveling future Romulans who were pissed off at the original Spock for failing to save their homeworld when their sun went Supernova. They took a futuristic planetary mining ship to…

I know the queen’s favor holds a lot of sway, but come on. It strains credulity that he’d come back from that kind of public display of unsanctioned violence without losing his head, let alone his position.

What a genuinely moronic and oftentimes incorrect article.