Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

Damn these cooldowns are even affecting the articles

It’s recharging for launch.

I didn’t have any trouble with this section. You just drop onto the recessed portion of the floor shoot the fan closest to the floor. Then watch for the spinning arm to go over you, jump up to the level above and follow it to the next recessed portion. Rinse repeat x2.

Clean mine with soap and a scrub sponge. Then I put back on the burner to get hot. Once the water has evaporated I rub the inside with canola and let it heat up until it just starts to smoke then I turn off the burner. Works great.

For some recommendations, of course All-Clad is our reader favorite, along with Lodge on the cast iron front. Pick up another bestseller, the Hudson Chainmail Scrubber, for easy cleaning of the cast iron, and you can totally hit it with soap, just don’t soak it. Some great tips here for cleaning the stainless steel.

For people who hate Kinja’s website format and need to see the image in it’s real size, here:

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Aw, I like that take.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

Yes and this unofficial Lego version is 239840329841023482309483x better.

Haven’t you heard? Those are the only qualifications necessary now. In fact, Booker might be a bad pick seeing as how he’s a senator and has actual experience in public service.

I would like Jezebel to post a video of Marco Rubio laying into Rex Tillerson about Russia and Vladimir Putin being a war criminal. Here it is. It’s excellent:

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

A hockey player wouldn’t have cried.

Barf Mitzvah