“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Martin Starr is unrecognizable. Like, I keep staring at that picture and I still don’t believe that’s him. 

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

I like Jonathon Anomaly because he’s an anomaly. Not a lot of 16 seeds can pull that off...

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

We’re all just waiting to crown Jizyah Shorts, aren’t we?

The Legend Of Zelda: Beats of the Wild

The Legend of Zelda: A Lute to the Past

The Legend of Zelda: Woodwind Waker

Ocarina of Keeping Time 

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

Hmm, seems to me like YOU are the one having a cow, man.

I was worried people wouldn’t see it.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.