+1 should’ve stopped at “Chanukah Lewinsky”, you greedy half-brilliant bastard.

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

“Are the Jets aware...”

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKSWORTH

This is an incorrect take.

Let’s make sure people can see and understand what half-assed false equivalence looks like. :)

Wouldn’t ideally a QB make a lot for each interception?

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

Am I the only one who has never ever ever heard of Elena Ferrante?

Yes, but not long enough to constitute possession.

Of course

You know what they say, take a shot for Harambe he took one for you

insights*

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Suh Suh Suhdio

In my Survival Pool someone is named Demaryius Targaryen.

It depends. What does Martellus Bennett look like?

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.