You should check out Steven Universe then.

Looks more like a Puma to me.

Quantity of Jets quarterbacks = 4i, where “i” represents the imaginary number you would have to multiply by four to even produce one good quarterback

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Or, trying to figure out HOW to stand up in a way that doesn’t wreck a friendship, because we’re talking about someone’s SO? Which is a delicate topic

Every goddamned year:

We use Ramen in stir fry. Use two packages. Stir fry meat in a frying pan with sesame oil and set aside. Wipe the pan out with a paper towel. Then, using the same pan, stir fry your vegetables, adding sesame oil. Set the vegetables aside.

Dunkaroos were almost the greatest thing ever, second only to these guys:

Fair enough.

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

SEPTA is hot garbage.

hahahahahahaha OMG this is so obviously an outsiders perspective. everyone in the philly area HATES septa

DC comes before “getting hit by a car,” so this ranking is bad and wrong.

You don’t have a fucking conscience if you care more about not sullying your own progressive purity with a vote for Clinton than you care about immigrants, Muslims, women, poor people, and the rest of the fucking planet who stand to suffer in profound ways under Trump. If you want to be able to vote for the person who…

Ah yes, getting to compete in three-quarters of something, while missing one quarter entirely, or as the rest of the world knows it, “As close as the Browns come to victory.”

The Tennessee Titans are one of those generic teams that played against the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday. Not one of the ones that made the playoffs.

How could someone possibly pay close enough attention to Magary to know his favorite NFL team, but not be familiar with these posts that have been happening annually for half a decade?

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.