Yes, yes, reading. Perhaps you should also give it a shot!

I got the impression he wanted something for the whole family, but if it’s just for him, then sure!

BMW 4-series convertible, lightly used, and resell it before you leave the island.  Buy one in CA and ship it over for $600, then sell it at a premium when you’re ready to ship out.

Because he has kids?

I held off on a deposit because I fully expected Rivian to pull the standard early-adopter plan of high-end first, affordability 2nd. But this has me thinking harder than I expected.

Ours is actually nicknamed “The Panda” !!

I actually love the i3. It’s weird without being freakish, at least in my eyes.

This is the ugliest thing out of BMW literally ever.

Stacey Abrams is an American hero, full-stop.  She needs to be acknowledged as such.

Somewhat of an aside, but I’ve been bombarded with Trump campaign demands for cash lately. They have ranged from the pandering (“you’re one of my best supporters!”) to threatening (“YOU HAVE NOT DONATED”). As it turns out, the fine print says that a large chunk of the proceeds are going to pay off campaign debts.

My in-laws live nearby and we’re essentially a pod with them, so in our case, yes.

Neutral: but read Robopocalypse, and that anti-robot sentiment will all rush straight back.

Our Roomba has been missing its dock, and therefore not charging, and hence makes sad-robot-noises about charge levels, “error 5”, and some other robot shit that I refuse to empathize with, because it’s loud and I hear it over conference calls and it pisses me off.

Bradley is by FAR the most reasonable Jalop on staff here.  

Also - and horribly- known as “fuck trophies” (coined by a formerly-childless friend of mine).

I had one of my teams run an analysis on the food delivery market recently (quality, time, limitations, etc), and, among other things, they discovered from restaurant managers that something like 20% of deliveries had been “sampled” by the driver. Most moved to tamper-proof packaging. We were horrified.

Nice!

Oh I know, was only being obnoxious. You’re the LAST person I expect to go full Cosplay on a bike.

Did riding it give you an uncontrolled urge to Cosplay?