With a headline like that, I was hoping the header graphic was going to show a bunch of Apple products. Missed opportunity.

... Fiorina and her successors have made some pretty questionable decisions.

Since Fiorina’s board-induced departure, Hewlett-Packard hasn’t fared much better. HP is set to lose another 30,000 jobs as it splits into two units—one with a focus on personal computing, and the other on software.

Welcome to “Leftmodo.” They haven’t changed the URL yet.

Agreed! Everyone here sounds like they are pandering just has hard to the far left!

I really need to stop coming to Gizomdo on the day after GOP debates. All the writers at Kinja seem to be leftwinged extremists, looking for any excuse to shut down anyone not on the Democratic ballot. Where’s your medical degree? Lemme guess, you got all this information after ten minutes of googling?

“Mosquito nets cause autism, sheeple!”

Humans are the fig tree and they should be ready to bear their fruit (their righteousness) whenever the Lord demands. A lot of his parables deal with preparing yourself to meet the Lord — seeking forgiveness and then remaining sin free, granting mercy to others so that they themselves will be granted mercy when they…

To be fair, there were Arabic numberals on the clock....

There already is a dislike button on Facebook.

When it comes to Australia’s native cats, let us not judge them by their fecal communication system, but by the quollity of their character.

Captain Proton won’t let that happen.

Well obviously they’ll hook up a machine to keep the blood flowing and oxygenated. That seems relatively straightforward compared to getting the spinal cord to connect properly.

Counting lids as pieces is... something. It’s really a four-piece set.

Counting lids as pieces is... something. It’s really a four-piece set.

Placed my phone down on the reservoir of a toilet while I washed my hands. Got a text message. Phone vibrated its way into a watery suicide.

I was working in a quarry about 10 years ago, and I misplaced my Nokia candybar. The loader operator came in to the office at the end of the day and asked me if I had dropped something. It powered on, because Nokia, but it was still too broken to use.

Kotaku, a snack website that occasionally covers video games, back in 2013. (Sorry, Fahey.)

"[...]it takes quite some time for pasteurized dairy products to go bad." Milk I buy is pasteurized, as is most milk I think. It only takes a couple of weeks for milk to go bad. I don't use butter fast enough for it to not go bad leaving it on the counter.