I refuse to cook pork tenderloin for my wife because every time I get the cook perfect she turns up her nose and wont eat it because its “too pink” and “pork shouldnt be pink in the middle.” So I just dont cook it any more haha

In high school, the annex cafeteria (small cafeteria in the second building) had wrapped to-go sandwiches, with one of them being a BLT. I grabbed that and sat down to eat, only to find out it was Bread, Lettuce, and Tomato.

That is oddly specific, yet so spot on!

I’m old.  I have no idea what a “Machine Gun Kelly” is.

He’s a weirdo who mostly does really weird things. You just seem irrationally angry by his existence, unless he’s gone full Kanye or something that is actually a bad thing. Does he even have enough fans for them to be annoying? 

I am ever-so-glad that my ‘95 Disco is a bare-bones stickshift/no sunroofs truck. Even had cloth seats originally, but got leather somewhere along the way as of course the cloth disintegrated on them. Still has the cloth door panels.

You care way too extremely deeply about this person ngl. 

OK, Brundle.

Quite odd how he wasn’t all bent out of shape this time because it was a white guy razzing him and not a black woman.

Not really a nightmare, but when the first fully-automatic, stay-in-your-car wash opened near me, they offered a 99¢ basic wash for the first month.

Let’s be real, that thing had perennial wet carpet since it left the factory.

LOL, my friend took his 2000 Discovery to the wash and forgot to close the sunroof. That car had wet carpet until the day he got rid of it.

They also could have programmed that sign to say, “CLEMSON ROCKS!”

Well it is NC. The only “boobies” the guy that did it has probably ever seen are his cousin’s.

My white female coworker that lived in one of them (can’t remember which) got mad when I suggested people in the South were a bunch of racists. “I used to live there and never saw any racism!” she said. “I’m sure you didn’t” was my reply.

If you don’t start paying our employees, we’ll have no choice but to pay them ourselves!

I don’t use third-party delivery apps at all because I can’t abide ordering something that I know to be $30 on the menu and see a final checkout price of $48 and then still have to tip. Fuck off with that nonsense, go disrupt your mom.

I always thought this was the case. But this is also Door Dash saying "our service sucks because you are cheap" instead of paying their employees/contractors themselves.

Things like this disgust me!

I mean, I am neither shocked nor surprised. Carolina gotta Carolina, north or south it is all The South.