True, but there’s only half the amount of shit in it.

We’ve had so many customers ask to buy a case (about 24 bottles worth) over the years.

Corporate’s been on our asses about using too many veggies; even the new build tickets tell the employees EXACTLY how many veggies to put on (6 slices of onion, 6 slices of green pepper, 4.0002 passes of mayo for extra mayo).

Oddly enough, the only time I’ve seen them for sale since childhood was at the local tobacco shop where you had to be 21 to enter. lol

Honestly, we should just do away with “Standard” time. It’s not even the standard!

Nah, he’s right: 1 x 1.5 = 1.5, 1 x 2.5 = 2.5. 2.5 divided by 1 means that 2.5 is 250% increase over 1. Either way, idiots like Fernando ruin it for everybody else that just wants to eat a damn sandwich.

I keep a shaker of Red Pepper Flakes in my truck because I love General Tso’s Chicken, but none of the Chinese joints seem to do it right. I’d probably do something like this:

The store number should be available on the Restaurant Locater! I went there yesterday and ordered a JBC, a 6-piece nugget and a small drink. Now I remember why I was sticking to local joints instead.

I remember reading an article awhile back (might have been on Gawker?) about inmates who were trained to fight forest fires in California. After serving a majority of their sentences in remote cabins acting as lookouts and performing controlled burns they were guaranteed full-time jobs starting at something like…

Yup! They guaranteed all former inmates their job upon release, which was a little shocking considering they’re a global conglomerate.

That’s cool. Another point is that all the inmates I worked with made the same money as other entry-level employees. They also liked getting out of jail a little bit and getting to see new faces; if they were slick, they could even catch a couple smoke breaks! Damned good employees, too. I always perked up a bit when…

Not necessarily; our local jail used to have program with Tyson where non-violent inmates could work as temps at the factory. I’m sure the jail made some money, but they were all making the same base pay as everyone else. One guy actually worked for the entirety of his 2-year sentence, saved his money, and was able to…

You can still work under house arrest; there’s a certain window where you can leave to go to work and come home, and oftentimes stipulations are made for grocery shopping, doctor’s appointments and family emergencies. It all depends on the seriousness of the crime, the judge (who sets the requirements), and the…

Corporate really boffed the roll-out of the pretzel. Nobody bothered testing the pretzels in the older toasters, so stores are having to figure out how to toast the damn things themselves until corporate can develop and distribute a proper program.

That’s very strange; we almost never sell the cookies, but we have trouble keeping up with the pretzels and churros.

FYI, the 6" turkey at Subway is supposed to have 6 slices of turkey, not 2, so that’s on the employee...though I agree that our turkey is bland. We really need a smoked peppercorn turkey, something with a little flavor to it.

We don’t sanitize between different meats, just after each session. We start with turkey, then slice ham, salami, and pepperoni. This keeps the turkey kosher / halal, and slicing the pork in that order keeps the spices from the pepperoni from contaminating the salami and ham.

It’s totally dependent on what store you go to. The idiots at Corporate didn’t bother testing these with the older toasters, so the vast majority of locations haven’t even been given proper cook times for the damn things. lol

Starbucks doesn’t serve biscuits.

Not a huge fan of the patties, but holy Hell the gravy is bomb-as-fuck. Literally just ate BoJ’s for dinner tonight.