asynonymous3
Alcoholic Synonymous
asynonymous3

The Continental looks like a dumb cash grab....but it’s nice to see Keith Flint getting some work.

I hear it starts off not tasting bad, with pretty convincing flavor, but as more and more people drink it it starts tasting really racist.

It took me like half of one episode to get used to the new Solar Oppositess voice. Mainly because I always thought it was weird that Korvo just sounded like Rick.

meh, I’ll get used to it.

Without Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, the Friends set is much less perky. 

I guess? It’s not unheard of to put hard boiled eggs in various mayo salads, so why not

Better to get yourself a jar of sodium citrate and add a teaspoon of it to your cheese mixture. You can even make a stripped-down mac & cheese by cooking your pasta, then heating a quarter to half cup of water or milk (depending on how much you’re making) with a teaspoon of sodium citrate stirred in to a simmer, then

Service!

Make me feel as important as the people I secretly loathe and hypocritically pretend to admire in public!

Wait on me hand and foot, like one of your wealthy patrons who don’t have to remember which card they made a payment on!

Attend to me as if your life depended on it and you could at any moment cease to

A slice of this “cheese” is the perfect way to keep your fancy homemade mac & cheese smooth and creamy. It’s all about the sodium citrate.

“bUt nO oNe wAnTs tO wOrK”

Maybe a fish with some scrambled eggs

no... this couldnt be it. It must be that we gave everyone 700 dollars 3 years ago, so no one wants to work

I left that industry about 15 years ago. You would have to double my pay (I make almost 6 figures now) to get me to even THINK about being a server again.

Oh yeah I think a lot of jobs can be automated away, not all at once magically but eventually and definitely with regard to how it will impact the economy.  Cashiers, most fast food employees, all kinds of crappy jobs can be automated. I don’t think the majority of wait staff falls under that category, though. The

This. People focus on the pay, but the other stuff plays just as big a part in my experience. Restaurant work means you’re working when other people are having their leisure time, for the most part. Even if you like restaurant work, it’s not sustainable long-term for a lot of people. Eventually, you want to have some

So working horrible hours for bad money while dealing with rude customers?

Right just up the price, that’s perfectly fine.

I will pay more for my food. I won’t pay a separate “service charge” so the restaurant owner can make a political statement about paying their employees.

They’re probably going to have to pay better. I will pay more for my food if it means servers are paid more.

Across the United States, food service has become the sector with the most positions to fill.