Don’t even get me started on hot “dogs.”

And Girl Scout cookies contain no real Girl Scouts!

Giant lunchable was my first thought. 

Where do you think the leather interior comes from?

I would be pissed if I were someone who was competing against them with products using the actual fruit and they were able to charge the same premiums without having to use them. 

It has glue.  There might be some horse in that.

The judge did dismiss a fraud claim against Starbucks, noting there was no proof Starbucks intended to defraud consumers, as well as an unjust enrichment claim.

Yeah, they’ve already drank the koolaid.

Wendy’s site is GARBAGE. I keep inputting the address where I work and they say - YES WE DELIVER - start your order. Try to and it asks for the address again - endless loop of this shit. 

I mean, if reasonable consumers already know there is missing fruit juice from your beverage, then labeling them as missing ingredients won’t hurt your sales, right? right? 

As a “reasonable consumer” I would prefer drinks are marketed with a glaring, “Contains no [insert name of missing fruit juices here]” next to the name of the drink on the menu.

One one hand, this is the kind of petty, dumb lawsuit that a lot of people will roll their eyes at. I get it, Mountain Dew does not have actual dew from a mountain, orange Gatorade has no oranges, etc. But OTOH, it does seem like the sort of deceptive “it’s your fault for not doing the research based on our omission…

Sigh, if you went to starbucks to pay $5 for koolaid you’re a rube anyway.

First I’ve heard of this but interestingly enough, I was asked to grab one for a friend while running into a Starbucks this summer. I commented to him that the prices were ridiculous and he said “Dude, fruit isnt exactly cheap and these are made fresh”

Looks like something I would have made intoxicated in my kitchen at midnight in my 20s.

Because you’re already in Ohio so why even bother to melt the cheese?

Yeah, 60 grams of sugar in a single bottle is a lot. I drink unsweetened ice tea now that I make for like 5 cents a serving. 

Red Baron is surprisingly legit for the low price. The “Fully Loaded” was a disappointment though, “Original is” the way to go. If I feel like a fancier one, I usually go store brand, they’re surprisingly decent.

Holy crap I literally just tried these for the first time like an hour ago and, yeah, they are pretty damn good.

I’m going to be honest, Palermo’s pizza is kind of meh. the real goat of the frozen pizza aisle is Red Baron which also happens to be fairly cheap in comparison to most frozen pies. (rising crust is also pretty over-rated)