I just got a case of salsa dipping cups from Red Gold (free sample of 24 packs! and they’re really good, TBH), and immediately bought a bag of original Tostitos. They’re quite salty, so I generally eat them plain, but they pair perfectly with salsa.

I’ve been meaning to try rattlesnake for awhile (I only recently found a butcher that carries it), but from my understanding, it tastes like sausage. If that’s the case, I’d probably love it on a pizza!

I’m...at a loss for words. If they worked at the same place and wore the same uniform, wouldn’t it just make more sense to swap name-tags? Why the whole uniform?

Recently traded my Dyson to a coworker, as I’d really needed a cordless vacuum. It was this Tineco brand I’d never heard of. I thought maybe I got ripped-off, but turned out to be a great little vacuum!

It’s also sold at the grocery store next to the popcorn.

I highly recommend getting a bottle of the butter-flavored cocounut oil that’s sold next to the popcorn at the grocery store. Brought some to the Christmas potluck at work last year; almost nothing else was even touched, but damn if we didn’t go through 3 bags of that stuff!

According to the USDA, trichinosis has been eradicated, and they now recommend cooking pork chops to 135F in the center. Completely changed the way I look at pork chops; the increase in quality is immeasurable!

ETA: Same guy owns this car wash, as well. Might avoid reading if you’re in the slightest-way squeamish:

Had a customer who owned not one, but TWO mint-condition 1998 Chevy Trackers. They were both immaculate inside and out, and less than 40k miles each, to boot.

A “Machine Gun Kelly” is when you lick a famous person’s asshole, but secretly you’re jerking off to pictures of yourself.

Don’t get me wrong, MGK’s a douche, but I can’t remember him doing anything worse than tricking Megan Fox into dating him, which limits him to 3 Jezebel articles per day.

Let’s just cut through the bullshit; she’s young, pretty, and has more money than GOD. Just STFU about her “mental health;” that’s an insult to people with actual mental disorders.

If they really wanted to offend North Carolinians, they would have hacked the sign to say, “My Body, My Choice!” or “God Loves Fags!”

TBF, people love to shit on the Carolinas for being racist...but have you ever spoken to people in, say, Minnesota? Wisconsin? Michigan? Oregon? Washington? California? Colorado?

Worked especially well for tow-trucks, as you were in a hurry to get somebody to tow your car and would just call the first company you saw in the Yellow Pages. We still have A1 Towing, despite phone books going to way of the dodo.

There’s company called ServSafe that certifies food service workers to various degrees; they have “Food Handling” certification that doesn’t really mean anything, and then there’s “Manager” certification that delves much deeper into training employees with how to safely handle food.

This Chinese guy made a panel of physical buttons connected to the control unit port in his Tesla. You have buttons for pretty much every major function. This device completely defeats the purpose of minimalism. What do you think?

PLEASE DON’T GO! :*(

No, actually, I would have much prefered it had you said “banana.”

You realize we cut every footlong in half, right, genius? We also dice shit pretty regularly. We also bake our bread and cookies multiple times a day.