If whole milk’s so popular, why are all the larger producers so Hell-bent on shoving the 1% crap down our throats? Make chocolate whole milk and I’d drink it constantly; but with this watered-down skim garbage, it’s something I only drink every once-in-awhile.

For $17k you could buy an M3 and mod it...this hunk of crap just doesn’t make any sense.  For $17k, you could buy a SN93 Mustang, modded, and in excellent condition. What is the point of this car?

Glad to see the Sheriff point out that driving in the left lane is fine, so long as you move to the right to make way for faster-moving traffic.

Dots Twists are bomb as fuck; easily the best bagged pretzels I’ve ever had. I highly recommend also grabbing some nacho cheese dip to go with!

Why the fuck are you Grey?

The material isn’t the problem, the shape is. Musk could have manufactured the Model X XX Edition out of SS panels would have had much less trouble stamping and rolling the panels, but if you’ve ever fabbed with SS before, you know it’s incredibly brittle and tears easily when working creases and sharp edges into the…

It does! FBI Agents are hesitant to sift through a 10-year-old’s poop to trace the cards.

Boris Johnson’s the British knock-off of Trump, and of course we have Bibi, Xi, Putin, and Un.

I committed credit fraud fairly frequently in my younger days, and not gonna lie, I ate a few. They’ll pass right through you if they’re properly prepped; why do you think the server chops them up with scissors when they get declined? Because they’re expired or something?

I work at a Subway that only makes ~$14k / week in sales (pretty slow). I make an average of two cuts per sandwich, with an average of about 100 sandwiches per shift. I only eat out (fast food restaurants don’t cut shit), so even with dicing peppers and onions for the occasional pizza, even as a food service worker, I…

Us older people were already making fun of those coal-rolling idiots in giant lifted trucks. We prefer the term “bro-dozer.”

There’s a gun and knife dealer just a few minutes from my apartment that can do all sorts of specialized blade angles and edges that I plan on taking my CRKT Provoke to get sharpened when I’ve got the time.

BK usually offers coupon books for 8 free small fries for $1. Wendy’s and McDonald’s also offer $1 coupon books, as well.

You’d be surprised at the sheer number of customers I have come through and ask for salt on their ham or bacon. Roast beef and turkey, it makes sense...but on pepperoni? WTF is wrong with people?

I can’t stand mustard, myself, but don’t see why it should be excluded. Especially condiments like honey mustard, dijon mustard, brown mustard, etc...that all pair excellently with deli meats.

We’ve got Manitowoc units at all of our stores. They’re really pretty straight forward to disassemble and clean, with the exception of the newer digital models. For whatever reason, once they’ve been emptied and turned off for cleaning, they will NOT turn back on, so I get the Coke chick to handle those. lol

A lot of the taste has to do with the nozzles, and I’d say only a small fraction of places bother cleaning them every day.

We clean the ice machines and soda fountains at all our stores monthly, but I’ve never worked in any other restaurants that did, and nobody I’ve spoken to even realizes that they needed to be maintained.

At least Jim had a conscious, he just drank too much. He’d probably watch Tuberville like a Shit Hawk.