It’s too bad they weren’t still 33,000 feet above sea-level when it happened.

I was curious as to why his aide or whatever was carrying two cases of bottled drinks...was there a sale on Fruitopia at Walmark’s down in ‘Bama and they had to make a stop before the airport?

Aren’t NuBalance considered sneakers? Quick, somebody check his garage for a Corvette!

Don’t fret, my friend! We may have a Billy Mays situation going on. Let’s just cross our fingers that he passes in his sleep in the next few days. Bonus points if he suddenly becomes disoriented and clutches his chest in utter fear during his first throes of a Grand Mal, eventually shitting his pants and dying from an…

Stick to sports.

They’re made in a steamer, then brushed with the sauce and left under a heat lamp. There’s a guy on TikTok who does POV videos of how all the food is made.

You can buy frozen ones, as well. Banquet sells larger ones 6 / $4.

He’s definitely the guy who hits on all the female LARPers and absolutely insists that he’s a real vampire, but he just can’t show you.

Think of it this way: Christmas season starts on November 1st. They’re just celebrating that we’re all fucking sick of it by November 8th, and what better way than to eat Stouffer’s for a week straight?

It’s the first link.

I’ve eaten there several times; there’s no way they’re adding breadcrumbs and egg to the beef.

What?! I thought there was a Man in the Moon! I took a bite out of it for nothing!

Yup! Pre-cooked, but still...

Personally, I get treated like royalty...but that being said, I have to grind my ass off to get the perks I get. Holiday pay? Sure! Need the day off? No problem! Want a raise? Well, just file a 2-week notice and yell at the manager for 30 minutes. Might work, might not...but you’ll never know until you try!

As a food service worker, I’m 100% on-board with automation. So many jobs could be automated these days; the only issue is either deploying UBI for the misplaced workers (which is going to go over like a wet fart in white pants with skilled laborers), or developing a system of higher education to re-train that labor…

Fun anecdote: once had a customer order a footlong tuna sub...with cold eggs.

The grooves in the hood always made me think of it as a hypercar wearing a business suit.

What would stop a scammer from just walking up and pretending to be a gas pump attendant, though? At least if I’m pumping my own gas, I know who’s pumping it, and that idiot’s not going to pull one over on this genius!

It’d be incredibly stupid because you don’t know who the Hell might be carrying a gun. Doing some shit like that where I live would likely get you shot.

You have a pilot attached to your house? Weird flex, brah, but OK.