There was a kid I used to work with who has a pet deer. He and his family left the front door open when they were doing yardwork one day and it just wandered in unnoticed.

Well, I checked the box today, and there is no caffeine listed! I was so excited when I first started because I like root beer with caffeine in it, but turns out it was caffeine free the whole time. :(

Yeah, that’s why Barq’s is the only root beer I’ll drink. We’ve only got a regular fountain at work, and lo and behold, it is caffeine free!

That’s interesting! We have Barq’s in the fountain at work, I’ll check when I go in tomorrow.

Eh...I’m 95 lbs. and only eat once a day. If I’m buying a sandwich for lunch, I won’t even look at anything less than 1,200 cals. I might work seven consecutive 12 - 14 hour shifts, so when I get a chance to eat, I literally look for calories on the menu and order the biggest item on the menu.

24-hour breakfast, everywhere...except BK, because their breakfast sucks.

Ehhhhh...no link? I’m tempted to buy it, but that’s kinda hard to do without a link.

Love the shout-out to the “small business owners” who happen to...both be millionaires and shill for a nationwide corporation.

Fucking-A, 100%! I actually used to make something I called the “Heart-Attack Special,” which was essentially three slices of buttered white bread stacked into a sandwich. Of course, it made a perfect side to either Spaghetti-O’s or Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup.

TBF, I’ll only order a burrito from my local TB once every few months, and half of it is nothing but cheese and rice, and the other half is nothing but ground beef and red strips. It’s been going on for over a year, so they’re obviously being trained by someone higher-up to wrap their burritos wrong.

Normally, I should have been absolutely dogpiled at this point for mixing up the two Uncle Toms, Carson and Caine. The fact that it hasn’t yet happened yet should be glaring evidence of how wrong you are.

Why yes, friend, the Kool-Aid is quite delicious and refreshing! Would thee like another cup?

Absolutely! But you can also just download LibreOffice or OpenOffice for free and can do everything Office does.

It depends pretty heavily on management; I have absolutely no qualms serving customers with allergies or other dietary restrictions*. You don’t need to speak to a manager every time you come in, just let the person serving you know that someone in your party has an allergy...also, make sure that person is the first…

Or...just buy the frozen ones. All you have to do besides tossing them in the oven is melt some butter, add the seasoning, and brush it over the biscuits when they’re done.

My first job was washing dishes at a local Italian joint. They had a signature dressing they mixed in 5-gallon buckets. I thought, “Goddamn, that’s a lot of dressing!”

finalformminivan: “Oh shit, you got a goat? I’mma go drink some from it!”

Dude claimed Covid was a hoax, died from Covid, then had his estate posthumously tweet that Covid was a hoax.

Goddamnit, I was going to grab Macca’s on the way to work today. You sonuva bitch, I’m in!

The most bonkers sandwich I ever made at Subway was a Footlong Double Deluxe Supreme Meats Melt + Fresh Mozz, which consisted on 72 slices of meat and 16 slices of cheese.