Or just...order it that way? QP with cheese and bacon’s already on the menu. Just order it plain, add onions and hot mustard. This is literally the opposite of a hack.

Gotta add that twist of lime for superior body decompisition.

There’s a pub a few blocks from me that specializes in smoked BBQ; the food is fucking fantastic, they offer excellent customer service with a friendly staff, the decor is nice, and they keep an awesome rotating selection of microbrews...

Don’t leave out the purple stuff!

Just bought a box of these because I have 1k styrofoam coffee cups and a tendency to forget things at the grocer:

Used to do business with a guy who had a trailer next to a farm. His neighbor would regularly let his cows shit in the stream behind his house. He had well water, so even if he wasn’t running any water, his trailer constantly stunk of sulfur.

Yup! Chili, cajun, and BBQ joints are rampant down here. If you were to open a BBQ spot and not carry BBQ baked beans, there would be riots in the street.

Green beans with bacon, cooked with a drizzle of bacon grease? *chef’s kiss*

That was my problem; I actually solved it by changing the way I eat them. Once I stopped chewing them and started mushing them up by squeezing them between my tongue and palate, I actually enjoyed the texture.

Southerner here; all of the local bargain-bin grocery stores here have literal aisles of every type of bean in a can. I could probably walk into the closest IGA tomorrow and spend hours looking through all the varieties.

They do; personally, I’m a huge proponent of BBQ Beenee Weenees. I used to just eat the weenees, but I started eating the beenees when I was poor and really needed the food.

I hate to break it to you Danny, but Fraps have been in gas stations since at least 2003. I fondly remember slamming a few each with some fellow coworkers, riding around, and raising absolute Hell (including one time buying a cap-gun, firing it at an unsuspecting crowd from the back of a car, and yelling, “POP POP…

57 isn’t ketchup, though. It’s steak sauce.

I actually had a customer come through the line once and tell me she loved cheese but that she was lactose intolerant. I explained how the aging processes for different cheeses affect the amount of dairy and gave her a slice of provolone on the side to try. Now she gets cheese on her sandwich every time!

You mean this?

Honestly, they’re not wrong; you can buy quick-release mounting brackets on Amazon or at your hardware store. CO2 tanks are highly pressurized, so if it gets knocked over and damaged, it could easily put a hole through your chest.

You really wouldn’t need to; as long as you properly fit your O-rings and your SodaStream doesn’t have a leak, you’d be fine leaving the valve open.

How about 100 ct. 1.5 oz packs for $33 + shipping?

Yeah, that’s a weird take. The only main issue with buying Apple products in the past was that no games ever got ported to them, but now you can download Steam and play any AAA game you want on a Mac.

Strangely enough, my $300 tablet is rated IPX7 and can literally be rained on, while a $1,500 MacBook will literally refuse to work if you just look at it wrong.