Whatever you say, Chad.

His stage name, however, is Barry Block.

If they really cared about “leaning-in to under-penetrated dayparts,” they’d serve breakfast 24-hours. To me, this sounds more like “over-penetrated asshole makes employees work later.” C-Suite pricks are so. God. Damn. Lazy.

The Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit and the Seasoned Potatoes are both fan-fucking-tastic. You really missed out!

Innocent until proven guilty. The plaintiffs are beholden to the courts. The onus is on the plaintiffs to prove Subway to be guilty, not the other way around.

Can’t you just enter through the exit and go through backwards?

Just mayo! But let’s break this down a little bit:

It’s not canned, it comes in a foil pouch, then mixed with mayo. I agree that it’s too expensive, but a lot of that cost from shit exactly like this lawsuit. I’ve posted images of the packaging on here before, but there’s literally a seal of dolphin-free certification on the packaging to convince Sandwich Artists that…

Oddly enough, we probably sold more tuna than ever when this whole debacle began; not only because of the way Subway marketed their product at the time, but mostly because people forgot we sold tuna and were curious to try it.

Why would they settle? Not only did they win, now they’re dragging that frivolous bitch back to where she came from. They’re showing that they stand behind their products, and setting a precedent that they won’t play that shit. Next time some litigious assclown wants to take them to court, they better bring receipts.

There’s literally a website. Come the fuck on, they’re giving you everything you need on a silver platter.

The chicken is not advertised as being 100% chicken.

The chicken strips used in the Grilled Chicken / Sweet Onion contains a large amount of soy lecithin and wheat flour; as such, we have displays posted telling the customers that they contain wheat, flour, and gluten. The Sweet Onion sauce also contains sesame and onion, which are also common allergens.

Eh, the Rotisserie-Style Chicken is 100% real chicken. The chicken strips are roughly 44% soy lecithin, and the rest is made up binders, fillers, and seasoning. Guess what? So is literally every other chicken product offered by fast food chains. You’d be amazed at how much fake chicken you’re eating at Macca’s, BK,…

Who knows? Maybe they’ll tack D+ on free-of-charge, or maybe offer you a similar bundle with D+, Hulu and Spotify for cheaper than what it would normally cost.

PepperBalls:

Stick to sports.

I’m doing 6 10's right now, and ramping up to 7 10's in the next week. Not looking forward to it. :/

I live near a plant that manufactures the sound-dampening foam used by most US manufacturers; last time I heard, they were running 7 x 12 hour shifts without stoppage. I thought about getting a job there, but fuck that. That’s just inhumane.

Dafuq you doin’ in The Greys, homey?