We’ve got meat slicers now, at least. Not sure if the meat’s going to be any better, though.

I mean...it’s plausible? The dumbest food law I’ve ever heard about was passed in New Jersey, in which they made it illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket on the sidewalk.

Eh, I’m going to see it tomorrow. Looks absolutely ridiculous, which is exactly what I need right now. I mean, this probably has to be the first movie to ever feature a car chase where one of the cars is a bear. A bear, krhodes!

Hate speech is legal in the US, although I’d have pressed charges for vandalism at the least...I think there’s a Federal law against gaining unauthorized access to a computer system, as well, but I’m not a lawyer.

“I think somebody should have looked into this and seen it before it happened, seen it before any customer got treated in this manner that day,” Alston told the outlet.

Fellow plucker here! Been playing guitar and bass for a few decades, myself. I’ve been in a rut for awhile, just not caring to play, but decided just the other day to try and teach myself violin, which I’ve been thinking about for awhile.

Have laws changed regarding donation to science? I couldn’t get any of my mom’s family to pitch-in when she passed 15 years ago*; I was speaking with the nurse who delivered the news, who offered me some advice about how to handle it.

“I would give ZERO stars if I could! I watched this movie with the expectation of highly-dynamic character arcs and plot twists. Thought this might be an insightful tear-jerker about a family bonding over tragedy to watch with my 6-year-old daughter on our every-other-weekend Movie Night, only to find that it was just…

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Ah, or the classic Schrodinger’s Cocaine Bear; lock a Kodiak in a crate with a kilo of cocaine. Did the Bear ingest the Cocaine? There’s always a 50% chance it did not, but the only way to be certain is to open the crate.

Nah, the owners of the businesses are the ones footing the power bills. They’re trying to reduce monthly power bills for the owners, in exchange for the owners to spend more annually on power in order to shill their shit year-round.

Honestly, I always thought Edward 40 Hands was kinda lame...I only got two arms! How am I supposed to get turnt with two Cobras?! I’m tryin’ to get Snakebit over here! You know how many rolls of duct tape we’re gonna need to get me buzzed?

The locations in my town are all excellent; the one on my commute is always incredibly clean and has excellent service. The only two items that disappoint me are the fries (never fresh, always under-seasoned) and the fish sandwich (really? no cajun seasoning?!?!?!).

Yeah, the children just sanitize the lines. They aren’t responsible enough to work in production.

That’s why I always drive my van to pick them up; I can only fit two or three in the trunk of the Camry.

USDA Inspectors are extremely particular about products being within a certain window of weight, to the point where they’ll send back entire pallets to be rebagged if they’re even half-a-pound over- or underweight.

I actually went out and bought a magnetic knife holder for work because we had one at my first job. I wasn’t allowed to install it, so I installed it at home. It’s nice having all my knives in one place, in plain view, where I can see exactly where any knife is and have zero chance of cutting myself to pick it up.

I mean, they aren’t wrong; you’re complaining about an article which (correctly) explains how to properly soak pans, to whit your complaint is comprised of, “I bought the wrong pans.”

Welp, shoulda taken the receipt. Not my problem!

One of my favorite Tool songs, “Lateralus,” starts of with 9/8, then counts down to 8/8, 7/8, etc...