Fuck that. These people are fucking shitheads who are eventually going to kill somebody because they leave on time, and either were speeding or running stop signs. How many people are going to die because of shit like this?

You can actually buy mailboxes that do this, as well:

I recommend setting up text notifications for delivery; as soon as they mark the package as Delivered on their device, I get a notification on my phone.

I love that second-window routine! Reminds me of my favorite revenge tactic when I started working at Subway. When a customer was being rude and I refused to capitulate to whatever stupid demand they had, they’d threaten to call corporate on me.

Eh, don’t eat while you’re driving. That’s 100% on the customer.

Try working at Subway. We’re required to have our phones on us at all times. Times have changed, my friend.

Dude, you’re a fucking imbecile. I’m required to use my phone at work...y’know, to handle DoorDash customers, contact upper management, print labels?

Wait, the customer came around the front counter?

We’re not required to have ServSafe certification in NC, with the exception of having at least one employee on staff who’s certified. That being said, the franchisee I work for will pay for the classes and exams, but you have to pay for your own proctor if you want to do it online or at-home. Otherwise we’re asked to…

Same in NC; it’s manadatory for at least one person on staff to be ServSafe certified for management, or else you’ll be docked 2 points on your health inspection...which is the only consequence. We don’t have anyone certified on our staff, and the training is fairly time-consuming, so we just take the 98.0 and don’t…

FINALLY! Mr. President Donald J. Trump found a place he can call home! Not only can he order a steak from McDonald’s, but nobody’s going to mock him for smothering it in ketchup!

I highly recommend using a buttered, toasted hoagie roll instead. And I think Lauren didn’t quite make it the same, since the ad-copy says both a Dijon mustard AND a “mustard-sauce,” which looked a bit like yellow mustard blended with peppercorns...though the “sauce” part leaves it quite open to interpretation with…

You’re not alone! The stupid “blinking” in time with the music made it hard to see the, well...fucking product they’re trying to sell me! But yes, it indeed looks like one long pattie, versus two patties.

They are...and the waffles, apparently, are fucking HUMONGOUS! The video I saw had two tiny burgers patties in-between two massive waffles. There was so much overhang on the sandwich, it was crazy.

She could have used grilled chicken or fried chicken breast...I dunno, waffles, syrup, ground beef, American cheese, bacon, and pickles sounds absolutely disgusting.

Same thing with fast food: just whip out your phone, place your order, and it’s already bagged and ready to go by the time you get there. Never even have to leave your car!

Gotta disagree; this would be a massive hit in The South, where a lot of shoppers like to dawdle around the aisles and “visit.” I’m 37, but I would certainly love having a retail service job where I could just chill, and get paid the same as everyone else without having to focus on speed all the time.

It was Travis Barker, lead-singer for the pop band Blink-182. Seriously. Look it up.

Dunno, you’ll have to drive over in your 2021 Frontier to make that remark, brah. ;)

It was initially released as the Infiniti G35, which is the same car, but with a different body.