Okay, how in the hell did they think posting his private medical records was legal? Really?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

To me, the greatest problem with this story is that Scheffer didn’t face a significant penalty for publishing that chart and those pictures. I know, I know, (lawyers can stand down) he apparently didn’t break any laws by doing this (at least that’s what I understood from reading lawyers here at the time) but I feel…

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

So, it is possible to watch the entire game, but it is just spliced together from a bunch of different sources. The NFL is “screwing” the public and the fans are “losing” because we are being deprived of watching a very low quality version of the same shitty game we can already see....how? Because it is from one…

You know, just because the hack joke is there you don’t mean you have to make it.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Serious post:

There are two penalties on the comment. Unnecessary use of a comma, and failure to comprehend the joke. 15 word penalty, retype comment.

Perhaps it’s because a friendly police department may have deleted things that are part of the public record, which is against the law.

So, uhh, it’s legal, it doesn’t break NFL rules, and Jones didn’t miss any meetings or practices? Seems like this falls into the same general category as getting blackout drunk on a non-work-night. Not the most responsible behavior, but doesn’t seem like it should lead the national news, either.

This guy called it.

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

Pretty sure the center of a “Fans of college football and people who watch General Hospital” venn diagram is pretty slim.

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

“They’re trying to tell me, ‘You’re going to be at home while we’re in the playoffs.’ I don’t care.”

Sadly, Al-Jazeera is far more reputable as a news source than most of the purely American media.

Ditka’s farts are getting weaker