I was leaning more towards the fact they were drafted by shit teams and weren’t able to perform to your expectations.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance....

Following in the footsteps of his mentor “Money” Mayweather

“Unfortunately, that’s not where this story ends for ESPN.”

Lots of words to talk about driving in circles. Yeehaw

Probably got it the same way as Michael Douglas... Eating all that poon!

Same. Holy shit she hasn’t aged well, though. Looks like my methhead aunt and cousins my parents always referred to as “that half of the family.”

Jokes aside, this is really cool. As a twin, I think it would be great to work with my brother. There’s a bond there that normal siblings sadly don’t get to experience.

Idk, the tightly wound copper with electrical tape looks pretty sharp

He sure has a punchable Harbaugh face

“because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry”

Great news!

- TWO TAMPONS

Pretty sure he wasn’t referring to him wearing the teddy bear as as a “shirt”... Think fuck buddy or cock pocket

I think you should change the “maybe” in your final sentence to “probably”. Dude is just a beast!

I was hoping to see this from a non-grey!

They should’ve just dropped a 250lb jdam into the rat hole

And this is why I never bring work home with me

Nice! My yeardiversary is 1 Nov!

Name Derrick