I followed your steps to a T but my letters don’t seem to come out as well. For some reason, replacing “Christmas sweater” with “boxful of shorted dildos” just doesn’t have the same ring.

What. The. Fuck.

Is that what youth these days are calling 3 inch erections? If so, sharted indeed!

Who the fuck invited Margaret Thatcher to the Exotic Dancer Expo and Award Show??

Now I tell you what. All these inbred folks in my neighborhood and city (Plattsmouth) may just burn some corn and soy bean fields tonight. Just fucking great, now I’ll have to stay up all night guarding my house fire Marshall style. Thanks a fucking lot, Bo Pelini.

I’ve got to agree with the UK here, fuck letting this dude into my house.

The easiest way I’ve found with my wife is just drugging her boiled goose at supper.

Am I the only one that was 3/4 sure there’d be rows of pale skinned midgets on bicycles used to power the stadium lights when the wall fell?

No that’s not the point. What HRC has stated is that they weren’t marked classified. That’s also been stated by the state department. That and the fact they’d being classified after the fact doesn’t mean the data weren’t classified before and suddenly are now; it means they didn’t have proper classification and…

I’d love to see your source material you base your claim on. I worked in the intelligence community at NSA, CIA and DIA and never once considered using , unclassified servers to send my work over. Want to know why? I’d be in prison now if I had. It’s illegal.

I was going to ask about the legality of just firing her or changing her job title but you answered it for me, Stassa. I find it hard to believe that she can refuse to do her job based on her religious beliefs even though her job requires her to perform aside form those beliefs to begin with as an elected official.…

I...don’t...get it.

Curious what meds he was on.

I feel much better knowing it was just God’s plan. Phew, and here I was afraid it was because of some other silly force beyond our control like gravity, inertia or some other concocted buzzword meant to detract from the powers above!

Ugh.

It’s a damn good thing the NFLs HGH testing is worthless

Good to see Sapp was there too. What a solid duo of role models there...Old druggy Carter and Warren “Bankruptcy is Better Than Birth Control and More Manly Than Paying Child Support for 13+ Kids From 10+ Moms” Sapp.

It’s times like this I wish knowing how to pray would make a difference. Sure hope he’s OK.

Wait, I thought he was gay...

You say dick shitter and its hilarious (I’m still loling) but I say it and it comes across as something homophobic based on the reaction I get from my wife.