I’m guessing Susan doesn’t watch chopped

Damn. RIP

Your view is biased based on your experiences and interactions with clientele. Growing up in Idaho I can assure you that after the introduction of wolves into Yellowstone, and their subsequent movement into Idaho, hunting has been the only way to conserve their population. They’ve decimated deer populations and elk…

Great article aside from the “crossbow” reference. The award is a compound bow, not a crossbow... They’re completely different weapons.

“Drew Magary hangs out with Donald Trump supporters at a Trump rally in Iowa, gets cited for lewd conduct involving corn.”

You’re crediting Rodney with an 0-2 count? Bigger balls than me.

And you expect your wages to be raised to $15/hr why, exactly???

There's no way in hell he wrote that statement... I don't see a single crayon mark or sock puppet.

Suspended for having shitty tattoes

Which of these teams is the Seahawks?

Listen up you fucking skank. I'll raise my children how I see fit. How about next time, instead of detailing every moment of my "ineptitude" for your next "single dad does blah blah blah stupid shit roflmao" article, you get off your fat, pretentious ass and help me learn what I am supposed to do. My children came…

I'm from FSU and that is definitely a named move... we call it the Winston.

That's the look of sudden realization that he almost had to play against them, and that next season he will.

Save some of that punching bag for my pet fighting fish. She needs practice before her next mirror fight.

Hey now... we all know he did it except the DA. Let's show some respect to her, she's pathetic enough without our help.

I found myself asking the same question... hopefully Raysism can translate that jibba jabba for us.

Slut

Or I could just buy it for 9 grand.. Nah, let him deal with my wife for a week. I could use the vacation.

Even though they "sold out", it doesn't mean the recipients of the donated tickets will even attend. Being blacked out would almost be less of a joke than Seeing thousands of empty seats during the live telecast. It'll be just like every college bowl game so far this season with empty seats everywhere you look.

"Time to find a new boyfriend"