I've never lost to Oklahoma, hit me up.

I'd sooner believe Mike before I'd believe Kluwe.

Too much cankle for my taste

"The Homo"

I'd rather they left the ball touching out of the NFL...

Peter King is at the Winter Classic? That's just fucking nutty.

Couldn't have happened to a more pretentious prick. Too bad he won't be punished like the random news casters that f-bomb out at the end of their segment thinking they're not hot mic'd anymore.

+1

Way to disparage a group for disparaging your group. Your point is moot and opinion is invalid.

"My words say, 'No,' but my eyes say, 'Yes, yes, YES!'"

I see you

• HAS BEEN PUTTING HOT TOWELS ON HIS PENIS, & STRETCHING IT , TO MAKE IT BIGGER, SAW IT ON INTERNET-PENIS PAIN.

Definitely drunk... and getting naked apparently.

".. Don't cry Michael. God dammit, do not let them see you cry! ..."

That's a lot of ticket stubs...

Shoulda' used preparation H!

Ice, ice, Matty

He hasn't done better than that yet?

Armando Salazar - Gainfully employed by the unemployment office since barely failing his GED test in 2001.

It really looks like Keyshawn thought Ditka was dead.