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Looks like he's chewing his milk too hard, it's pouring down his lip and off his chin.

How is this even a story? By simply finding something remotely related to an ongoing debacle, are you trying to feel like you're helping the problem? This is pathetic.

How do you even begin to fit a soda can or pool ball in your ass? You know what, never mind...

Insert genitals here.

Something is obviously wrong with his snoot seeing that he's the only person this happens to every game.

Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the wonderful city of Seattle.

That is not Santa. I saw him at the mall earlier and he was clearly of Asian descent.

"Good thing I just had that changed to a vagina three weeks ago..."

You said CSU's baseball team, which was incorrect. Go take some mydol and get over yourself, laird7.

I've called gays much worse, trust me. May want to update the article to include that the "Fucking Faggot"-led Cougers lost.

It's hockey, right? Let me go turn on my faucet and make sure the water is still wet.

Also not racism if a Black person is the one making the statement.

At least he has a crown.

How the hell is Hernandez allowed to play fantasy football from the pen???

I want to be in your mind, Suzy, not your vag.

"Easy guys.. I take my pants off just like the rest of you- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are off, I get to take it in the shower with 13 of my teammates."

I thought this was a story about Derek Jeter.

I get your point here, but you don't seem to get mine. His team was an elite team when he took over the helm. As the key pieces of that team left due to trades, releases, retirements, etc., he has failed to fill those key pieces with quality replacements. My point is not, and was not, that anyone can win with good…