"Astrobugs, that you? I fuckin' love you man!"

Swing and a miss there bud.

She ended up shaking his hand... What a non-story.

Oh the memories. I remember playing "pee in my brother's pants pocket while shopping in the store" like it was yesterday.

Hey Triplette, looking for this?

"What I wouldn't give for a piece of homo Romo right now..."

I don't always look like a douchebag

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy....

It's like a cock, but smaller!

Lockjaw from his taking final in sucking seamen 101.

Chicks dig scars

She's so hot. I'd eat her toilet paper. Every. Last. Square.

Maybe this is why he blew the calls... Or maybe he just sucks.

Business as usual, no lying going on in the NFL.

She's a horrible columnist but boy what I'd give to let her sit on my face.

Was expecting to see a video of an udder being sucked.

This was the best joke ever. That's saying a lot because the game was quite the joke in itself.

Hopefully he gets fired and goes to Houston to make them even worse.

Everything's fine when I'm smoking on my crack pipe

It'll suck seeing yet another SEC team in the BCSCG, but it's a small price to pay to see that dirtbag miss out on the big game and the Rose Bowl in the same loss.