Dear John Oliver,

Sure, as long as you can explain to me how a “brokerage fee” differs from a “vig.”

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

And don’t forget, Hardy was actually convict of the crime he was charged with. He appealed the conviction, and it was during that appeal process that his victim was paid off dropped off the face of the earth, which led prosecutors to drop the case.

Yeah, I think that’s the bottom line. That Utley crossed the line is one thing. But then the umpires didn’t even enforce the game’s rules.

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

I can respect a regular takeout slide. Utley was even with the base before he even hit the deck and on top of that, he never touched the bag. This is some BULLSHIT.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

That’s a straight up tackle with intent to injure.

If doing it is stupid, why does it matter whether you have the strength to do it?

So, you’re on a first name basis with a murderer who recruited her then lover to murder her husband. That is so heartwarming!

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Jesus Christ running is boring as hell and hard on your body. Buy a bike. Ride bike. Have fun.

So the Greatest Generation is defined by a staged propaganda shot while the Millenial Generation is defined by a context-less internet image accompanied by an anonymous description of questionable veracity? Sounds about right.

You are the personification of the keychain and lame story. No one gives a fuck why you run [pick race].

I already run on a treadmill so I’m not fat. I’m not doing extra running for a fucking key chain & a lame story!

How about because running is fucking boring and stupid?

how about: running marathons is stupid.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.